| mom: | want to see peter pan with me on m's day? will you be back by 4 p.m. from your bike trip? or do I have to sit alone in the dark on Mother's Day? |
| me: | That sounds neat. Not sure if I will be back in time, but I will try. I'll call you. |
| mom: | what sounds neat? me in the dark all alone??? |
| me: | No, the movie! Silly. You in the dark all alone only sounds neat if you add tears and a bottle of vodka. |
| mom: | I prefer Scotch and grins. |
